[Delivery time, Silco! Here's a large package, almost as large as a big dog. Open it up, and inside is...]
[Well. It's a giant teddy bear with big sparkling blue eyes and a cutesy smiling expression, holding a large red heart. The kind of nauseatingly cheesy stuffed animal you see in stores around Valentine's Day. The teddy bear comes with a note:]
To make your heart three sizes larger.
Wonder how long it will take for you to try to put your foot down. Unless you have a thing for me calling you Daddy?
Happy Holidays.
- Vergilius
[And attached to the note is several pages of a business contract, complete with a request for a signature and a lot of legalese about hiring a bodyguard.]
DELIVERY 12/28
[Well. It's a giant teddy bear with big sparkling blue eyes and a cutesy smiling expression, holding a large red heart. The kind of nauseatingly cheesy stuffed animal you see in stores around Valentine's Day. The teddy bear comes with a note:]
To make your heart three sizes larger.
Wonder how long it will take for you to try to put your foot down. Unless you have a thing for me calling you Daddy?
Happy Holidays.
- Vergilius
[And attached to the note is several pages of a business contract, complete with a request for a signature and a lot of legalese about hiring a bodyguard.]