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BAD DADDY

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CHARACTER NAME

SILCO

CIVILIAN NAME

MISTER FISSURE

TEAM

BRIMSTONE

HOUSING NUMBER

017

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Comments

[fessus]

Samuel, now that it's in writing you're out of excuses

I gave you smth I thought would help and I followed up and now I'm obsessed? Why can't you just accept a pro tip

[zauneyete]

[ smth?
pro tip?
btw?

What language is this kid speaking? ]

You said you want my hair to look better. Why? What's the point in talking about my hair of all things?

[ Silco knows he has a lot of failings in the eyes of other people. This isn't one he's used to hearing. ]

[fessus]

[ It'll only go downhill from here, Silco, wait for his memes. ]

Oh you mean bc of your skin? I can prob rec some products there too if you want but I don't go too hard on it

[ wildly misunderstands ]

I'm cool to help, I get that you don't trust me or w/e but I can't exactly mess with an unopened jar of smth

[zauneyete]

[ He is getting so many weird terms. He's writing them down. He's looking them up. He's going to need to go to his daughter for help ]

I am not some... foppish type who needs to spend my time preening over every little thing.

[ Okay but. He's always wearing makeup so. ]

Don't you have better things to do?

[fessus]

Did you actually type out ellipses before foppish...... It's seriously not a big deal, you're allowed to take two seconds to put on moisturizer or w/e. You probably take longer on your clothes

[ Which he won't offer to change. Yet. ]

Don't take this the wrong way but I'm multitasking rn so no, I don't have anything better to do, my bases are covered

[zauneyete]

[ his peepaw texting called out!!!! ]

And so you are trying to be my, what? Personal beauty assistant?

[ help... how... did this happen ]

You understand that I am fine with what I have, right?

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

No? You obv aren't bc you're trying to hide it with makeup instead of actually taking care of your skin

1/3

[zauneyete]

[ Is he

serious? ]

2/3

[zauneyete]

[ IS HE SERIOUS? ]

3/3

[zauneyete]

You are making several thoughtless assumptions, boy.

I would urge you to reconsider them.

[fessus]

[ Well that tone shifted on a dime. Over what, the makeup? It's strange... when he addressed his eyesight directly Silco had seemed less on edge than he is now, so is it the injury itself? Something else? ]

Look if it's personal for you I'm not trying to push it

Js there's little stuff that might help

[zauneyete]

Aren't you?

[ Yeah almost like the scar coverage is important to him. Weird. ]

This is not the job of "moisturizer". Leave it be.

[fessus]

Fine I already said I would right?

You want me to listen to you then listen to me too. I already told you I've got a name which makes this the second reminder

You drop that, I'll drop this

[zauneyete]

I'm glad you can be reasonable, Samuel.

See? We can all learn.

[fessus]

Yeah some of us (read: you) just need to be told twice instead of once

So what's up

[zauneyete]

Or perhaps I tend to get annoyed when someone talks about my looks, and become disrespectful. I've been called belligerent before.

[ Wait. ]

Are you asking what I am doing? Are you that bored?

[ god he needs to introduce jinx to this kid or something ]

[fessus]

Two things can be true, but I'm glad you admit you're disrespectful and forgetful, I heard ginger tea and gingko helps

[ A kernel of helpfulness in every text. ]

Yk you're responding to me too right, whenever you do that you're kind of roasting yourself

[zauneyete]

I have a small bit of advice for you, would you like to hear it?

[ He can't even fight that second bit. He's just not responding to it. ]

[fessus]

Sure, what's up

[ Why does it feel like this is not going to be flattering. ]

[zauneyete]

Did you see how I asked before I offered it?

[ You're right, bud. ]

Do that, next time.

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

Do you want some advice?

[zauneyete]

No.

[fessus]

Okay but it was good and now we're back to the real question

What's up