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BAD DADDY

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CHARACTER NAME

SILCO

CIVILIAN NAME

MISTER FISSURE

TEAM

BRIMSTONE

HOUSING NUMBER

017

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@BAD DADDY

[zauneyete]

Who is this?

[ ever suspicious silco!!! ]

[fessus]

Someone with good hair

Seriously can't believe that's actually your sn

[zauneyete]

[ oh. him. ]

sn? What's that?

[fessus]

[ Oh good so you agree my hair is great. ]

Screen name, the name on your screen, you're like the third person who hasn't known this fsr

[ Guess who is so much more confident online than they are in person. ]

[zauneyete]

[ he's so tired ]

Well, forgive me for being from a world where screens like these don't exist, then.

I didn't pick my name, if that's what you're asking. LILITH did.

[ And he is literally never allowed to change it. ]

[fessus]

Forgiven ig, and dw you being the kind of super creep who would pick that wasn't in my head until this moment

Did you use the pomade

[zauneyete]

Continue to alleviate yourself of that notion, then.

[ Is he still on about his fucking hair? ]

Yes, I did. It sufficed.

[ It was more than fine, which makes him feel that nagging tingle in the back of his head. He hates that feeling. Of growing soft, or of enjoying the nice things.

He immediately went back to his old ways. ]

[fessus]

I'm trying, it's not like this is my fault

[ I didn't want to type "bad daddy" into my contact list. I didn't want to go down this road at all. ]

"Sufficed" huh

So rate it 0-10 where 10's the best

[zauneyete]

Do what I do. Pretend it doesn't exist.

[ He's TRYING. ]

Do you produce this product? Why are you so invested?

I give it a 6. Marginally better than what I was using before.

[fessus]

No and I don't do sponsorships

[ Hahaha... an internet inside joke for him and him alone because no one will ever understand him here. ]

Maybe I'm just nice and care about your hair looking better, is that a crime

Sounds like it worked out for you

[zauneyete]

[ he.............doesn't get it ]

There's no point in investing unless you want something. This is true for most people. I don't know what it could be, but there is something.

The product was fine. I haven't thrown it away, boy.

[ He just. also. didn't throw away his other. who knows, maybe he'll use it for nice occasions. ]

[fessus]

Idk what else it could be either so if you come up with some theories feel free to lmk. I want your hair to look better

I have a name btw

[zauneyete]

I don't remember it.

[ He does. He just... doesn't believe it's his real name. ]

And why are you obsessed with my hair?

[fessus]

Samuel, now that it's in writing you're out of excuses

I gave you smth I thought would help and I followed up and now I'm obsessed? Why can't you just accept a pro tip

[zauneyete]

[ smth?
pro tip?
btw?

What language is this kid speaking? ]

You said you want my hair to look better. Why? What's the point in talking about my hair of all things?

[ Silco knows he has a lot of failings in the eyes of other people. This isn't one he's used to hearing. ]

[fessus]

[ It'll only go downhill from here, Silco, wait for his memes. ]

Oh you mean bc of your skin? I can prob rec some products there too if you want but I don't go too hard on it

[ wildly misunderstands ]

I'm cool to help, I get that you don't trust me or w/e but I can't exactly mess with an unopened jar of smth

[zauneyete]

[ He is getting so many weird terms. He's writing them down. He's looking them up. He's going to need to go to his daughter for help ]

I am not some... foppish type who needs to spend my time preening over every little thing.

[ Okay but. He's always wearing makeup so. ]

Don't you have better things to do?

[fessus]

Did you actually type out ellipses before foppish...... It's seriously not a big deal, you're allowed to take two seconds to put on moisturizer or w/e. You probably take longer on your clothes

[ Which he won't offer to change. Yet. ]

Don't take this the wrong way but I'm multitasking rn so no, I don't have anything better to do, my bases are covered

[zauneyete]

[ his peepaw texting called out!!!! ]

And so you are trying to be my, what? Personal beauty assistant?

[ help... how... did this happen ]

You understand that I am fine with what I have, right?

1/2

[fessus]

2/2

[fessus]

No? You obv aren't bc you're trying to hide it with makeup instead of actually taking care of your skin

1/3

[zauneyete]

[ Is he

serious? ]

2/3

[zauneyete]

[ IS HE SERIOUS? ]

3/3

[zauneyete]

You are making several thoughtless assumptions, boy.

I would urge you to reconsider them.

[fessus]

[ Well that tone shifted on a dime. Over what, the makeup? It's strange... when he addressed his eyesight directly Silco had seemed less on edge than he is now, so is it the injury itself? Something else? ]

Look if it's personal for you I'm not trying to push it

Js there's little stuff that might help